Monday, November 22, 2004

 

Sore Loser

So on NPR's "Morning Edition" this morning they were talking about how fraud is suspected in Ukraine's PM election because vote counts aren't matching exit polls. And that sore loser liberal I work with started whining about how that happened here in the battleground states, but that it hasn't been on the news.

(The exit polls were about 5% higher for Kerry in all of them-- quite a coincidence, but only a coincidence. If they were right, that would mean Kerry won ten more states and thus the electoral college by a landslide.)

Jeez.

Number One: This is the United States-- it can't happen here. There was no fraud. None. End of story. It's the exit polls that were wrong. I don't care how long they've been doing them, how accurate they always are, or how odd it seems that the discrepancies were just in the battleground states.

Number Two: Neener, neener neener.

Now, shut up.

Update: Great minds think alike.


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