Tuesday, November 30, 2004

 

Well, duh...

Over at Atrios they linked to a NY Times article that says the Red Cross is reporting abuse of prisoners at Guantanamo.

Of course there's abuse! Who cares? They deserve abuse! They're prisoners, dammit! They flew airplanes into buildings! They eat their young!

Next thing you know liberals will want them to have legal representation, to be allowed to know what the charges are against them, or even to have contact with the outside world. Geneva conventions, hah! We don't need no stinkin' Geneva conventions. We don't need no stinkin' Red Cross. Let them eat pork!

Now, shut up.


Tuesday, November 23, 2004

 

Sometimes you gotta break a few eggs...

They're at it again. Complain, complain, complain.

Iraqis doesn't have clean water to drink. No jobs. Sporadic electricity. Health care in shambles. Bla bla bla.

Atrios (well, an associate) is beginning to wonder if we're helping by being there. He says, "At some point we will have to address whether our presence in Iraq is really helping or hindering the country."

They're FREE, dammit. Don't you get it? And we're gonna stay there as long as we have to and kill as many of them as we have to until they understand that.

Update: Oops, I forgot my trademark sign-off. Now, shut up.


Monday, November 22, 2004

 

Sore Loser

So on NPR's "Morning Edition" this morning they were talking about how fraud is suspected in Ukraine's PM election because vote counts aren't matching exit polls. And that sore loser liberal I work with started whining about how that happened here in the battleground states, but that it hasn't been on the news.

(The exit polls were about 5% higher for Kerry in all of them-- quite a coincidence, but only a coincidence. If they were right, that would mean Kerry won ten more states and thus the electoral college by a landslide.)

Jeez.

Number One: This is the United States-- it can't happen here. There was no fraud. None. End of story. It's the exit polls that were wrong. I don't care how long they've been doing them, how accurate they always are, or how odd it seems that the discrepancies were just in the battleground states.

Number Two: Neener, neener neener.

Now, shut up.

Update: Great minds think alike.


 

He wasn't dead...

But he needed to be.

I'm tired of all you panty-waists whining about that brave marine snuffing an unarmed prisoner. This is war, dammit. If that swarthy little camel jockey didn't want to get shot he should have left Iraq before we got there.

They started it, after all, by knocking down those buildings in New York. (Never mind that the president never explicitly said that Iraq was involved-- he must have put Iraq and 9/11 in the same sentence a hundred times. Read between the lines, people! The president knew, and he wanted us to know that Iraq was behind it, even if there was no smoking gun.)

If there was a war crime, it was the crime of filming the shooting, or the crime of showing the film, or the crime of even talking about the film.

Now, shut up.



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